June 20, 2021

Justin Bieber Would Like You to Know Something About His Marriage

Justin Bieber has sex with his wife. This fact is unavoidable, and you know what? We don’t recommend you try to avoid it. Avoidance just makes it worse. Angrier even. It’ll find you in unexpected ways, filtering into your consciousness despite your best appeals to ignorance. That’s why we wrote this brief little article. It seemed like a kinder way to impart the message, ripping the Band-Aid off and all that. Because, like it or not, the fact will get to you: Justin Bieber, singer of the song “Yummy,” a man in the prime of his life save for a brush with Lyme disease, loves having sex with his wife.

He did this on a boat to his rehearsal dinner for his wedding, the crude signal that he indeed has a carnal relationship with his wife:

In December, while playing hockey, he told Instagram, “Like my wife always says…I got good hands.”

He can’t help it! He loves to put her on the pedestal!

At a listening party for his new album, he reportedly cried uncontrollably, and then left to go do it with his wife, per Rolling Stone.

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